yea but why does that thing happen to your dick when you put your finger in your belly button
congraduations, you successfully confused thousands of women on tumblr
WHAT IS THE THING?
there you have it kids
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thats a bag of chocolate milk
trying to convince myself this bag of chocolate wasn’t relevant and scrolled past it, only to think about it down the dash… what if I didn’t reblog this bag of chocolate milk and lost it forever, only to think about it at the most inopportune times and have no re-reference to re-experience the wonder, that is, bag of chocolate milk.
girl: he cheated on me
me: then break up with him
stop right there, smooth criminal scum
(logs into my online account) nice, I’ve hacked it
*brings a girl home n then starts flickin my bedroom lights on n off* “welcome to hell! Welcome to hell!”